Not a Jew-Jew Archive

  • Bibi Netanyahu and the Case of My Missing Pants

    Bibi Netanyahu and the Case of My Missing Pants

    So, I’m sitting on Bibi Netanyahu’s living room sofa in his Jerusalem home, working shoulder-to-shoulder with him as a writer...
  • Here’s my problem with the Dalai Lama

    Here’s my problem with the Dalai Lama

    That’s right.  I’m calling out the Dalai Lama. I have worked with the Tibetan diaspora, met privately with the Dalai...
  • My Shvantz

    My Shvantz

    Everybody wants to know about my shvantz. Never mind the Jews’ love of life, or ethical monotheism, or God’s covenant...
  • Money?  I’m Giving it Away!

    Money? I’m Giving it Away!

    I thought this would be one of the hardest mitzvots of all. Years ago, I was taught by secular Jewish...
  • Punch The Other Cheek

    Punch The Other Cheek

    I was bullied as a child.  A lot.  And every time my schoolyard bullies tormented me, I obeyed the teachings...
  • I (still) cannot tell a lie

    I (still) cannot tell a lie

    I have not told a lie in 12 years.  Not even a white lie.  I am the only person I...
  • Why a Jew?

    Why a Jew?

    Different people in my life have different reactions to me becoming a Jew. The secularists and atheists in my life...
  • Louis C.K. – Not a Jew

    Louis C.K. – Not a Jew

    One of the main things I’ve learned about the differences between Jews and non-Jews (namely Christians) is: non-Jews place a...
  • Pinkberry Guy – Not a Jew

    Pinkberry Guy – Not a Jew

    If frozen yogurt causes people to go crazy, then Kim Kardashian and the Yogen Früz guys should be beating up...
  • What if God stopped believing in you?

    What if God stopped believing in you?

    Many atheists carry a theological crutch.  Most are unaware of it.  And, if you show it to them, most will...